Divorce

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I'm sick of her, and I

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New Son-In-Law

A rich businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "Welcome to the family," said the man. "I'm so happy, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is

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Polish Paratrooper

A Polish Paratrooper makes his first jump. He was given the following instructions: "once you jumped you need to open your parachute. If it doesn't open, you have a reserve one. The

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Visit To Rome

A man walked in to Joe's Barber Shop for his regular haircut. As he snips away, Joe asks "What's up?" The man proceeds to explain he's taking a vacation to Rome. "ROME?!" Joe s

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Dealing With Snoring

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. ''You've got to have a room somewhere,'' he pleaded. ''Or just a bed, I don't care where.'' ''Well, I do have a d

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Official Visits

An african ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to th

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The Miracle

The policeman signals to an car driver to pull over to the side of the road, due to the fact that he appears to be driving erratically. He says to the driver, "You appear to have been drink

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Welcome To Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, shows him three doors, and says, "You must spend the rest of eternity in one of the rooms behind these doors. Look in each one and decide whic

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