Touchy Feely Cracky

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the shoulders of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just wha

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Women vs. Vinyl Records

Women vs. Vinyl Records joke Vinyl records are like women. If you handle it gently, it'll play for you forever. Accidentally scratch once, and you're screwed for life.

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At the Pharmacy

At the Pharmacy joke Woman: Can I get Viagra here? Pharmacist: Yes. Woman: Can I get it over the counter? Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can.

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Put It On Your Organ

One day Reverend Smith went to visit Mrs. Jenkins, one of the elder parishoners in his church. When he arrived she asked him to wait in the parlor while she went to the kitchen to get refre

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Reverend

The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregati

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747

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747!

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Farmer's Tractor

Farmer's Tractor Joke Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to r

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Too Enthusiastic

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say a

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