10 Things in Golf that Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands a

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Low self-esteem

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom

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Hand me downs

Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: Your jeans fit like a glove.

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The taste of a new generation

What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common? They both have plastic juggs

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Horses at the Race

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time yo

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Hot Doggin'

Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls? A: Sparky!

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Adult Swim

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are swimming breast stroke in a race. The blonde comes in last and says, I don't mean to be a a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their hand

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Finder's keepers

There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They were all sitting in a hair salon talking about their daughters. The brunette says, "I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found

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