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Two Ethical Questions! |
- If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had eight kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
- It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
- Candidate A – Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
- Candidate B – He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
- Candidate C – He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn’t had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice
ANSWERS:
1. If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had eight kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven!
2. It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
* Candidate A – Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
* Candidate B – He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
* Candidate C – He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn’t had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
* Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
* Candidate B is Winston Churchill
* Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
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Relations — Отношения [rus] |
like - любить, нравиться
love - любить, обожать
dislike - не любить
fond of - любить, нравиться
adore - обожать
can't bear - не выносить, терпеть не мочь
can't stand - не выносить
hate - ненавидеть, очень сильно не любить
detest - ненавидеть, питать отвращение
loathe - ненавидеть, чувствовать отвращение
Примеры фраз для выражения симпатий:
I like him very much. - Мне он очень нравится.
I very much like going to parties and meeting people. - Мне очень нравится ходить на вечеринки и знакомиться с людьми.
I love eating ice-cream. - Я очень люблю мороженое.
I adore sun-bathing. - Я обожаю загорать.
She's fond of chocolate. - Она без ума от шоколада.
I like climbing mountains. - Мне нравится лазить по горам.
I like swimming very much. - Мне очень нравится плавать.
He quite likes going to the cinema. - Ему очень нравится ходить в кино.
I like cooking. - Мне нравится готовить.
Фразы для демонстрации безразличия:
I don't mind doing the housework. - Я не против того, чтобы заняться работой по дому.
I don't mind you coming in late if you don't wake me up. - Я не возражаю, что ты придешь поздно, если ты меня не разбудишь.
Проявление антипатии:
She doesn't like cooking very much. - Ей не очень нравится готовить.
He's not very fond of doing the gardening. - Ему не очень нравится работать в саду.
I dislike wasting time. - Мне не нравится зря терять время.
Фразы для проявления сильной антипатии:
I don't like fish at all. - Мне совсем не нравится рыба.
He can't stand his mother-in-law. - Он не выносит свою тещу.
She can't bear cooking in a dirty kitchen. - Она терпеть не может готовить в грязной кухне.
He detests being late. - Он ненавидит опаздывать.
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Country Song Titles |
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…
1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
3. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
4. I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?
5. I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2
7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
8. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better
11. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
12. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonite
13. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here
14. I’ve Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes out over you
15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now
16. Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus
18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
19. Please Bypass this Heart
20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
21. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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Self-Appraisal – An Inspiring Story! |
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in ten-digits (phone numbers).
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy: 'Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): 'I already have someone to cut my lawn.'
Boy: 'Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.'
Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy: (with more perseverance): 'I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach, Florida.'
Woman: No, thank you.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
Store Owner: 'Son: I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.'
Boy: 'No thanks'.
Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.
Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!'
This is what we call 'Self Appraisal' ...
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Bank Teller |
A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, “I want to open a fucking checking account”. “Please sir”, she replies, “we can’t have language like that in here.” “Why the Fuck not?” he asked. “Sir,” Came her retort, “I must ask you to refrain from swearing.” “I don’t give a shit what you want,” he answers, “I just want to open a fucking checking account.” With this the teller leaves and returns in a moment with her branch manager. The manager asks if he might be able to help the gentleman. “Shit yes”, came the reply, “I just won 14 million dollars in the lottery and want to open a fucking checking account.” The branch manager says, “I see, and this stupid, fucking, bitch is giving you a hard time?”
Bank Teller
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Tiger Woods |
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”
The husband replies, “That’s not a big deal in this day and age.”
The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.”
“Oh yeah? Who was the guy?”
“Tiger Woods.”
“Tiger Woods, the golfer?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.”
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
“What are you doing?” asks the wife.
The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make
love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you doing?” she asks.
The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
“He’d come back to bed and do it again.”
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?”
“No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole.”
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Fart to The Beat |
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down and thats when you realize you have been listening to your iPod.
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Eye Exam |
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examining his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, “You need to stop masturbating.”
The guy replies, “Why Doc? Am I going blind?”
The doctor says, “No, but you’re upsetting the other patients in the waiting room.”
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My winter holidays — Мои зимние каникулы |
My winter holidays — Мои зимние каникулы
Every year I have winter holidays. They usually last for two weeks. Holidays give me the opportunity not to get up early in the morning, so I sleep till 9 o’clock. When the weather is cold, I prefer to stay at home and read something interesting, play computer games or surf Internet. As I spend lots of time at home, I have to help my mother with cooking or cleaning. In the evening I usually visit my friends or go out with them to the cinema or cafе. My hobby is mountain skiing, so when the weather is fine I go skiing. When I come back home I am usually very tired and go to sleep after supper. Of course, winter holidays are not so long and joyful as summer holidays, but in any case winter holidays is the time of rest.
[ перевод ]
Каждый год у меня есть зимние каникулы. Они обычно длятся две недели. Каникулы дают мне возможность не вставать очень рано, поэтому я сплю до 9 часов. Когда на улице холодно, я предпочитаю оставаться дома и почитать что-нибудь интересное, поиграть в компьютерные игры или посидеть в Интернете. Поскольку я провожу много времени дома, мне приходится помогать маме с приготовлением обеда или уборкой. Вечерами я обычно хожу в гости к друзьям или мы вместе идем в кино или кафе. Мое хобби – горные лыжи, поэтому, когда на улице хорошая погода, я еду кататься. Когда я приезжаю домой, обычно я очень уставший, поэтому иду спать сразу после ужина. Конечно, зимние каникулы не такие длинные и веселые, как летние, но в любом случае – это время отдыха.
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