A lady was driving the car at high speed. The police officer saw her and stopped her car. He accused her for “speeding”. But she refused that she wasn’t. He said he saw her. The police officer asked her to show her driving licence. She said her license was confiscated by police as she was caught drunk three times. He said ok then show your car papers. She said, ”I’ve not as this car is not mine. I’ve stolen it and murdered its owner and put his dead body in the trunk . The Police officer gestured to his other force unit and they surrounded that lady’s car. They opened the trunk, searched thoroughly but found nothing . The Headofficer came to her and asked for car papers. She showed him the papers . Then he asked her for a driving license. She put her hand in her back pocket and took out her driving license. The Headofficer then explained to her that his officer said,” you haven’t a driving license and not car papers. You have stolen the car, killed the owner and put his body in the trunk.”
She replied, ”didn’t he say I was “speeding” too!!”

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