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. . . your twin sister forgets your birthday. . . . you wake up face down on the pavement. . . . you put your bra on backwards and it fits better. . . . you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold. . . . you see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office. . . . your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. . . . you turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city. . . . the woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife. . . . your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway. . . . your boyfriend calls and tells you he has 6 days to live, and that you'd better get the Test . . . you have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up . . . your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..."Поделиться ссылкой на эту страницу в любимой соцсети: Отправить ссылку на эту страницу друзьям | Просмотров 12958 | Добавить страницу в избранное

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